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"Simon! Simon, don’t go! We don’t have to go all the way; we can just cuddle! And when you’re ready we can do some dry humpin’! … call me!" Nathan
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The phrase “You’re just a hater” and all other variations needs to die.
It’s called having an opinion. Everyone has the right to have one whether you agree with it or not.
Nancy: What ARE those?
Guillermo: I'm training for the Guadalajara half marathon. They're my barefoot shoes. I'm connecting with the earth and avoiding heel strike.
Nancy: You don't look very fit.
Guillermo: Yeah well, my resting heart rate's down to 58, bitch. So fuck you.
Nancy: You look gay holding my purse.
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